"What else did the Bluejay write?" -Orpheus

I don't think I'd wander off in the middle of reading a note... (at least i don't think so) I mean, what if you read half of a note, and then left all sad, about to commit suicide, becouse you decided to wander off and not read the rerst of the note, which sais, "lol, joking"  That makes no sence, but then again, it's Orpheus, and he is a little wiered, and a teeny bit dumb, so wandering off into thought in the middle of reading sort of fits his 'personality'...
Perfect example:

"Dear mom:
It is with great regret and sorrow that i am writting this to you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend becouse I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding great passion with Ahmed, and he is so nice, even with all of his piercings, totoos, bierd, and motocycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom,  I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the hole winter. He wants to have many more children with me, and now that's one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstacy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
 Your daughter, Judith"

You see, If a person like Orpheus was to recieve this note, the person would stop right here, faint, or freak our, or whatever, but if it was a normal person, that read their cards with care, they would discover the following, and not harm themselves in the shock:

"PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home"

I think my point is proven.