"What else did the Bluejay write?" -Orpheus

I don't think I'd wander off in the middle of reading a note... (at least i don't think so) I mean, what if you read half of a note, and then left all sad, about to commit suicide, becouse you decided to wander off and not read the rerst of the note, which sais, "lol, joking"  That makes no sence, but then again, it's Orpheus, and he is a little wiered, and a teeny bit dumb, so wandering off into thought in the middle of reading sort of fits his 'personality'...
Perfect example:

"Dear mom:
It is with great regret and sorrow that i am writting this to you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend becouse I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding great passion with Ahmed, and he is so nice, even with all of his piercings, totoos, bierd, and motocycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom,  I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the hole winter. He wants to have many more children with me, and now that's one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstacy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
 Your daughter, Judith"

You see, If a person like Orpheus was to recieve this note, the person would stop right here, faint, or freak our, or whatever, but if it was a normal person, that read their cards with care, they would discover the following, and not harm themselves in the shock:

"PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home"

I think my point is proven.

"Although with the voice of a woman"-Mo

I wonder why she decided to give Death a woman's voice. To make it more gentil? But woman can be pretty  viscious too...  And she did emphasise on this, so, there must be a reason. I wonder if it will be explained later, or be one of the things she want's us to ponder on after we're done...

·And leave the book behind? No· -Mo

Is that why he's doing it all? Is that why he's staying? Becouse of the book, becouse he doesn´t want to leave without what he came with? (My mom always tells me to do this, I should make her read this book and prove a point in leaving things behind)  Becouse he feels guilty for bringing more misery into  thestory? Yes, that's probably it. Well, a better motive than the one I though it was before.

"One by one, like sheep in a dream"-Where have you gone Charming Billy

Well, sheep in a dream, are supposed to be peacefull, calm, relaxed, to lull you to sleep, not ready to stick a knife in someone. So I don't think the soldiers were like sheep in a dream, unless it was dream, where they where psycho killer sheep.

"Oath's are made to be broken" -Dustfinger

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Well, I don`t thinks so! Why would you make an oath if you knew you were going to break it?

  That would just be a waste of your voice, and one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard.    I wonder if this is a popular saying, and if it is, (which I really hope it’s not) whoever wrote is encouraging people to break promises. What’s with that!? Who would do that!? And if such author has a reason for writing such things, I would like to hear them, so I can point out how messed up they are.

“He’s in the forest, in the strolling players’ secret camp!” – Meggie

Ok, Meggie dear, I reeeally want to shoot you right now! But oh well, what did Dustfinger expect if he told her to promise not to tell Fenoglio where they were, and right after tells her oaths are made to be broken?       Still, I wish she would have kept her mouth shut, this will surly bring complications. And I bet in a couple of chapters, Meggie’s going to be all ‘Oh how I wish I would have just kept my big mouth shut!’ And I will totally support such claim.

  (Miss Ricker, sorry for posting an attack for the author of this, but I was just soooo mad!  >.<  )

"So here you are"

When I first read this, I did so, in a rather malicious voice. After reading  the next few lines, I realized it was Mortimer speaking (now that I think of it, his full name to me, also sounds malicious) I was rather frustrated with myself, and had to go back to where Mo spoke, and reread it all, in the correct tone of voice.

Really, maybe it wasn't such a dumb mistake, for there are things that lead you to believe it was one of Capricorn's men who got her, and not Mo, or Farid. And I have proof:
1.  He creeped up to her, without a noise, and covered her mouth with a brutal amount of strength.(If he would have done so softly, that would have helped me) Which is something the Black Jackets would have done.
2. After doing so, he said "There you are, I looked all over for you" Right after, without announcing himself. And it seemed more likely for Capricorn's subdits to be looking for her than it was for him.
3. He was supposed to be dead.
4. If he would have said so, and I would have been able to hear his voice, I would have recognized it, but it's impossible for me to hear his voice if I'm not in the story. Although I wouldn't want to be read into a book, just to be able to tell who's talking without reading “Name said" I'm sure it would actually be awesome to be in a book (at least one of my choice, with a happy ending, because I wouldn't like to be forced into a book, where I'd end up being murdered, or brokenhearted) but, I would prefer to finish my lifetime in my own book, the current one, where I don't make any surprise star appearances in any one's story.

But, I guess the author made it this way on purpose, to give us a fright. And it worked!

Oddly, when I think of the author of the book, I don't think of Cornelia, but of Fenoglio.

Genovia VS Andorra

After I finished reading The Princess Diaries, I thought I should watch the movie, and I did. 
I had a great deception because of it. It had some bits from the book, but the rest was all new, really, most of it was new. It was like watching a movie about another book that had a couple of similarities with the book I had just read. And in the movie they did some pretty big mistakes. The one that annoyed me the most thought was that, in the book, Genovia (place she is going to govern) is a small place between Italy and France, I don't know if it was done on purpose, but in the movie Genovia is a small Principality between France and Spain. (If I heard correctly) And that is exactly where Andorra is. I was very annoyed by this, in a way, I found it insulting. I mean, what a difference would it have made if Genovia was between France and Italy, or France and Spain? They don't even show the place in definition, no one would have complained, if this imaginary principality looked like the invisible community between France and Italy. But, if you put it somewhere where something real actually exists, don't film it there, and don't even quote it! Well, I think that is something to care about.

Maybe you won't think of this issue as much as I do, after all, Andorra, is a teeny-tiny place. So let me add an example. (i.e.) What if someone decided to make a movie in the present times, and in this movie, there is this country, but instead of inventing a location for it, in an un-inhabited place, or just not mentioning where this place is, they say it's an island in the Mediterranean sea, surrounded by places like, Greece, Turkey, Egypt, Lebanon, Syria amongst others. Well, I don't know about you, but I'd be pretty offended by It, and I am, it's as if they’re sponsoring to the world that Andorra doesn't exist, and instead of it, lies this magical place called Genovia. (I mean, I might be wrong, I was kind of sleepy, so I tried to re-watch the movie and listen for it, but I keep skipping the place! >.< Although I was pretty sure I heard right the first time, but I don't really want to believe it)

My Choice Books so far:

• Princess in the Spotlight (The Princess Diaries);

• Princess in Love (The Princess Diaries);

• Inkheart;

• Inkspell (Inkheart);

• Inkdeath (Inkheart);